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Pork Chop Hill, Staffs.
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I'm a pig who loves to fraternise with humans.
Chatting .. more chatting. Gardening, history, genealogy, astrology, reading, painting (canvas not house walls).
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Hee hee .... oh if only I knew what you guys were on about .... but as a shy laydee ..
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An endurance test then ....
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Have a wonderful Christmas andsome .... And for grumps like me who don't do Christmas there is always New Year.
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I love these type stories .... they make me feel quite bright and not so thick. But why a microwave? It's not as if it was plugged in ..... so why? If he trying to look like a modern smash potato man wouldn't one of those portable BBQs have done better?
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My local chippy was called 'Greasy Gert's'. And they were, awfully. They never tasted as nice once they put them in those polystyrene trays.
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I used to love those crispy bits. I remember our local supermarket selling a bag of bits off the meat slicer for 2p a bag too. Our dog had them as a treat.
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Sherbet fountains ... yummy .. I loved 'em. There were some funny things called milk gums. Those were the days when mum took out a pack of lard to fry chips in .. and marmite was a nourishing cheap meal with a crust of bread . Horrid stuff. And a visit to the chippy meant getting out the pickled red cabbage and piccalilli...yeh, I know piccalilli and chips, gross, but I loved it as a treat. Mums of yesteryears seemed altogether better at stretching out food to feed hungry mouths.
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Ugh ... I just shuddered thinking back to days as a kid when mum served it just soaked in vinegar. Come to think of it ... just about everything got steeped in vinegar. I can remember soaked sliced cucumber and onion put between two rounds of bread for a cheap meal. I did like that though. I've never ever had a pickled egg.
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Oh I like him, isn't he cute. Reminds me of alan or it could be andsome ...
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See .. I know nothing. I can manage a laptop (just) but smart phones , ipads and tablets seem altogether more complicated.
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Monsanto creates second-generation Triffids .... Mankind battles obesity epidemic eating them.
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Armageddon arrived on time but resetting to GMT delayed death.
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Eve Nings.
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I just thought I'd mention this and see if I could get a rise out of your guys. ..... I can think of a 100 hundred reasons why it makes me go Yuk! Men can be messy eaters ... I hope they provide mansize serviettes for the chaps to tuck between their legs. http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2017/11/07/paris-opens-first-nude-restaurant-for-au-naturel-diners.html
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I wouldn't know what to do with an ipad or a tablet. Don't they just have a load of apps rather than a proper browser?