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Gandalph

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  1. You are both right of course. You have to put in to get out. The trouble is with these scams is there are no Bitcoins to be had. They get you to invest thousands with the promise of making a profit but the profit is never seen. They cream the money off into their own accounts and Robert is you your mother's brother.
  2. Paid up, are they serious. There is no way I would pay up to anyone sending an e-mail like that. It's obvious in its own right that it is a scam.
  3. It's nearly the biggest load of cobblers I've seen this year. The spelling and grammar are wonderful. Another couple of years of practice and he/she/it will be able to write properly Ingrish like what I done.
  4. https://en.thecryptosoftware.info/?a=4618&o=9258&s=83975951 I'm just going to stick with the cash I have got. I'm getting too long in the teeth to be spending Millions.
  5. Gandalph

    This is adorable.

    I see she has already had a warning from the Police, probably about disturbing the peace.
  6. I don't mind Wagner's Ride of the Valkyrie when it's played properly. In this instance, I will overlook it because you could tell they where only learners. The cleaning Lady that was polishing Albert Hall's head then burst into some sort of singing should be sacked on the grounds of "Interference with the practice session".
  7. Sounds quite nice pops. I may well have a go with that recipe.
  8. Gandalph

    Joke,

    CARP studyCARP- Canadian Association of Retired PeopleQuestions and Answers fromCARP ForumQ: Where can single men over the age of 70 findyounger women who are interested in them?A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction.Q: What can a man do while his wife is goingthrough menopause?A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you canfinish the basement. When you're done, you will have a place to live.Q: How can you increase the heart rate of yourover-70-year-old husband?A: Tell him you're pregnant.Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of theelderly wrinkles?A: Take off your glasses.Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feetand all those wrinkles on my face?A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.Q: Why should 70-plus year old people use valetparking?A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.Q: Is it common for 70-plus-year-olds to haveproblems with short-term memory storage?A: Storing memory is not a problem. Retrieving itis the problem.Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.Q: Where should 70-plus year olds look for eyeglasses?A: On their foreheads.Q: What is the most common remark made by 70-plus-year-olds when they enter antique stores?A: "Gosh, I remember these!"SMILE,You've still got your sense of humour, haven't you?
  9. Some of the language I have seen on Facebook pops would definitely cause Grammarly "to throw a wobbly", I wouldn't be surprised if it closed down and gave up all together.
  10. There's talk of another Referendum. It is said that a lot of people that voted to 'Leave" now want to stay. Whether this is to be believed or not remains a mystery.
  11. Gandalph

    Joke,

    A small boy has a school home work question to answer, so he asks his father" Hey Dad, what's the difference between 'theoretically' and 'realistically'?"His Dad thinks for a while and then says "Right-o son......go and ask your motherif she'd sleep with David Beckham for a million quid."The boy trots off and comes back saying "Dad, dad, she said she would!She would sleep with David Beckham for a million pounds.""OK son," says his dad. "Now go and ask your sister the same question."The boy toddles off, and comes back saying "Dad, dad, she said she would too!" So then his dad says "Right, son, now go and ask your elder brother if he'd sleepwith David Beckham for a million pounds."The son comes back excitedly saying "Dad! Dad! He said he would too!""Well there you have it, son," said his dad.Theoretically we could be sitting on three million quid.Realistically we're living with two tarts and a poof."
  12. In your circumstances I would say that you are correct by buying a Windows machine. No point in going out and spending money on an Apple machine for what you use it for.
  13. They are a lot of money andsome. It all depends on what you class as a lot of money at the end of the day though. You get what you pay for. It's like a Ford Ka and a Rolls Royce. Which is the better Car?
  14. It's the actually build of the machine andsome. I could go into detail but will be sitting here all day. There are Apple machines out there that are Twenty-five years old and still running strong. Granted they are not as upgradable (OS wise) as a modern machine due the changes in Apples programming techniques......e.g. the current Graphics is Metal. The graphics card's in the old machines won't handle it, but never the less they are stilling going on the old OS very well.
  15. I do not recommend trying to install macOS on a Microsoft laptop. The simple reason being that the machine you are installing it onto has to have the guts to run it properly. By 'Guts" I mean the internal pieces like your graphics card has to have the capability of running 'Metal', which the Microsoft Graphics card's don't have for starters. There will be other problems too. Installing macOS on any other machine than an Apple is against the Copyright Laws. They have DRM and the penalties are severe.
  16. Microsoft call that an Operating System? more like another bloody screw-up if you ask me, and you didn't.
  17. Cadillac people A man and his wife were driving through country on his way from New York to California. Looking at his fuel gauge, he decided to stop at the next gasoline station and fill up. About 15 minutes later, he spots a Mobil station and pulls over to the high octane pump."What can I do for y'all?" asks the attendant. "Fill `er up with high test," replies the driver. While the attendant is filling up the tank, he's looking the car up and down. "What kinda car is this?" he asks. "I never seen one like it before." "Well," responds the driver, his chest swelling up with pride, "this, my boy is a 1999 Cadillac DeVille.""What all's it got in it?" asks the attendant. "Well," says the driver, "it has everything. It's loaded with power steering, power seats, power sun roof, power mirrors, AM/FM radio with a 10 deck CD player in the trunk with 100 watts per channel, 8 speaker stereo, rack and pinion steering, disk brakes all around, leather interior, digital instrument package, and best of all, a 8.8 liter V12 engine.""Wow," says the attendant, "that's really something!" "How much do I owe you for the gasoline?" asks the driver. "That'll be $30.17," says the attendant.The driver pulls out his money clip and peels off a $20 and a $10. He goes into his other pocket and pulls out a handful of change. Mixed up with the change are a few golf tees. "What are those little wooden things?" asks the attendant. "That's what I put my balls on when I drive," says the driver. "Wow," says the attendant, "those Cadillac people think of everything!
  18. I was just about to ask the same question andsome. I think it was you again.
  19. Interesting! I wonder if Trump is in current talks with Hadrian about finishing the wall from Wallsend to the Solway.
  20. Definitely need's refining Belatucadrus. The shopping is going to get flattened otherwise. Cheek marks in the butter and all that.
  21. There's an overflow pipe on the front of that lot Alan. The water will still get onto the street. It will be a controlled flow of course.
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