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About catgate

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    Bonzai Soup Treader (part time)
  • Birthday 01/01/2006

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    1 Lifting things up and popping other things underneath them.
    2 Standing askance
    3 Extracting hot chips from a budgie's nostril with consommé.
    4 That big blonde next doo
    5 Tripartite ferret strangling

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    1.0TB – 1.5TB

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  1. catgate

    What is keyword stemming?

    Since the above information (dealing with the matter of the difference between oak and "cured dribblings" ) was first raised, it has been discovered that, as a building material, cured dribblings is totally unbeatable for keeping out the drunken vicars that, all too frequently these days, are more than necessarily quite friendly on a Wednesday (often without salami).
  2. catgate

    Note to members

    Sadly, I no longer have any motorcycles, fast or slow.. I have had many during the long time I used & enjoyed them. My first was a pre-war, hand-change, Rudge Ulster 500cc . My last were a couple of BMW 988cc (that took us all over U.K. and Europe, with little more than routine servicing and holding the speed less than 100 mph. Sadly the "Passing of the Years" came along and the "Bike" needed retirement (and so did the passengers.0 The weeping is gradually abating.
  3. catgate

    Note to members

  4. catgate

    App Manager

    "Forth-party apps to scan third-party apps to update second-party apps. ".........and a partridge in a pear tree !
  5. catgate

    Note to members

    A real beauty what????
  6. catgate

    What is keyword stemming?

    In days gone by it was stuffed by the butler with a 2lb snag track. But if the weather was too cold a small group of professional leather thrashers would apply a paste made up of cold tripe and sweet klick.
  7. catgate

    Why the hell not 88

    Poor, unlucky child. There must be great discomfort in wandering about with all that excess load.
  8. catgate

    Where's andsome

    There's not a lot of either about,... sadly.
  9. catgate

    Patriots girls join paint league

    "Patriots girls join paint league". "Patriot girl join paint league".
  10. catgate

    Just in case you thought I was joking

    It is difficult to decide whether the football is of more interest than mammary glands.and legs.
  11. catgate

    American fans emulate their heroes new outfits

    Its origin is quite well known.
  12. catgate

    Forum appearance change request

    I think a shower would be welcomed .... unless,,,,,,,,,the bloody stuff got out of hand and forgot to turn the tap off at the right time. We moved here, several years ago, because we were fed up of the Craven areas generosity with rain. I asked the Met office about the driest place in the York area and I was told Seaton Ross filled the bill, and It seems to have done just what we want. The village is like something on a postcard. It has several flaws and several are great big high powered tractors dashing up and down the village, doing what tractors do when they are dashing up and down a village..
  13. Most of what I contribute here is utter rubbish, so I do not worry about it.😪
  14. catgate

    More problems at Marvel as budget cuts bite

    Oh Dear! If it was slower (and slightly to the left ) the difference between it would not be as large as the Mark II (as used for years by JImmy's mothers, for well over a fortnight...to no avail). It was removed from the lists and he suddenly switched his interest to stealing Tractor tyres (or treaklies as he called them)
  15. catgate

    One for andsome

    "Perhaps I sat to far away". South Pole for example ???

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