I am a six foot dwarf with a blind dog.
My shoes are size nine and my socks are size twelve. I have a hell of a struggle to get them into my shoes. I have found the easiest way is to put then in to my shoes first and then put my feet into my socks. That's not easy either.
I have a large mole on the upper side of my left arm, but the bloody thing will constantly wriggle, and it keeps falling off. I keep giving it a worm or two but it will not settle down properly.
I am an orphan, and, in keeping with the best traditions of orphanism, both my parent are dead.
I am a part time beard tester for Bradford Corporation.