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catgate

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About catgate

  • Rank
    Bonzai Soup Treader (part time)
  • Birthday 01/01/2006

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  • Website URL
    http://www.angelfire.com/realm3/accord

Profile Information

  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    Just a yodel away
  • Interests
    1 Lifting things up and popping other things underneath them.
    2 Standing askance
    3 Extracting hot chips from a budgie's nostril with consommé.
    4 That big blonde next doo
    5 Tripartite ferret strangling

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  • OS
    Linux Distro
  • Storage Type
    Solid State Disk
  • Storage Size
    1.0TB – 1.5TB

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About Me

I am a six foot dwarf with a blind dog.

My shoes are size nine and my socks are size twelve. I have a hell of a struggle to get them into my shoes. I have found the easiest way is to put then in to my shoes first and then put my feet into my socks. That's not easy either.

I have a large mole on the upper side of my left arm, but the bloody thing will constantly wriggle, and it keeps falling off. I keep giving it a worm or two but it will not settle down properly.

I am an orphan, and, in keeping with the best traditions of orphanism, both my parent are dead.

I am a part time beard tester for Bradford Corporation.

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