What is the name of this American comedy film?

[prost]

In 1992 I saw an American comedy film on tv where one scene had a man in glasses(one of the main characters) who was going to be shot by a firing squad of 5 soldiers, but they never got to kill him. He ended up kissing a woman in a white nurse-type uniform. In another scene a blonde woman gets handcuffed to a fat man in a business suit & they end up kissing. The end of the film features them standing together talking facing the camera - I think he dresses in a military uniform. What is the film? Thanks.

[rong]

Any of these http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woody_Allen_filmography

[-pops-]

I think you have the wrong forum or do I suspect some disguised agenda here?

[ɹəuəllıʍ ʇɐb]

Perhaps http://www.imdb.com/boards/ would be a better place to ask this question.

[andsome]

I think it was called Eric.

[catgate]

I think it was called "The Revenge of the Ptarmigan". Where the vicars daughter set off into the cold winters night dressed in nothing more than an old ex army tank drivers boiler suit filled with warm porridge. She was of course carrying the obligatory horse collar, which was normally optional on Tuesdays, but she came from a family with a strong sense of rectitude and a strong smell of cabbage.

She eventually found her way to the mine only to find that it wasn't a "mine", it was a "someone else's".

This broke her spirit and she finished the night on beer like everyone else. The following morning she relented and broke wind on several occasions, which led to her being ostracised, under a general anaesthetic, for blowing down the bridge over the Froth of Frith.

Meridith Twonk starred in the main role. Rudolph Paradigm played a bread roll and Octavius Mc Threep accompanied him on the accordingly.

[-pops-]

and there was me thinking it starred Celia Molestrangler and Binky Huckaback.

[catgate]

and there was me thinking it starred Celia Molestrangler and Binky Huckaback.

Yes, I can understand your dilemma. I think there was one of those spin off films, that had Cedric Moleparsley on heroin and Mandy Piggyback as the heroine.

That too was a sad tale of unrequited parsimony and quilted oregano. It all ended in tears with the leading man taking up muffin breeding and the vicar going away to forget it all by selling lino somewhere in Southampton. The odd thing was that throughout the entire film no one ever mentioned sink plungers, which would, of course, have explained everything.

[MANEMAN]

Aaaah !!! That would be "The Good The Bad and The Spammers" It ends up with the "baddy" getting a white hot poker rammed up somewhere near in time and place where a full moon comes into alignment with Uranus, and the fat man in a business suit says something like " Kiss my ass". The woman in a white nurse-type uniform then starts to kiss a donkey."She was of course carrying the obligatory horse collar." The aptly named Binky Huckaback then enters the scene.

Mandy Piggyback later lost all credibility in the Hollywood circle, but was however crowned "Queen of Porn 1992"

It was a good 'un sure enough.

Thanks for the memory Prost. .

[Gandalph]

Is this Forum going mad, or maybe just part of it. :lol:

[AlanHo]

Is this Forum going mad, or maybe just part of it.

Not guilty m'lud - in fact totally innocent this time around...............