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There was a young Man Of Seventy Six Chuck Norris in fact Who Had Athletes Foot. He went to the Doctor's On his mothers bike Because He Was Lazy despite suffering from piles. "How can I help you", said the local proctologist, brazenly exposing his proct. " Me bum Hurts Dude " as a tear rolled through his louse infested undergarment. He opened his pork pie quite slowly and applied pile ointment to an unidentifiable place then inserted the pie Into his Rectum being careful to ensure enough mustard was applied to his Piles so as to be spread on the bunches of ripe grapes That followed the pie, knives, forks and spoons

[Belatucadrus]

There was a young Man Of Seventy Six Chuck Norris in fact Who Had Athletes Foot. He went to the Doctor's On his mothers bike Because He Was Lazy despite suffering from piles. "How can I help you", said the local proctologist, brazenly exposing his proct. " Me bum Hurts Dude " as a tear rolled through his louse infested undergarment. He opened his pork pie quite slowly and applied pile ointment to an unidentifiable place then inserted the pie Into his Rectum being careful to ensure enough mustard was applied to his Piles so as to be spread on the bunches of ripe grapes That followed the pie, knives, forks and spoons Are unnecessary when you

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There was a young Man Of Seventy Six Chuck Norris in fact Who Had Athletes Foot. He went to the Doctor's On his mothers bike Because He Was Lazy despite suffering from piles. "How can I help you", said the local proctologist, brazenly exposing his proct. " Me bum Hurts Dude " as a tear rolled through his louse infested undergarment. He opened his pork pie quite slowly and applied pile ointment to an unidentifiable place then inserted the pie Into his Rectum being careful to ensure enough mustard was applied to his Piles so as to be spread on the bunches of ripe grapes That followed the pie, knives, forks and spoons Are unnecessary when you eat with your fingers

[Belatucadrus]

There was a young Man Of Seventy Six Chuck Norris in fact Who Had Athletes Foot. He went to the Doctor's On his mothers bike Because He Was Lazy despite suffering from piles. "How can I help you", said the local proctologist, brazenly exposing his proct. " Me bum Hurts Dude " as a tear rolled through his louse infested undergarment. He opened his pork pie quite slowly and applied pile ointment to an unidentifiable place then inserted the pie Into his Rectum being careful to ensure enough mustard was applied to his Piles so as to be spread on the bunches of ripe grapes That followed the pie, knives, forks and spoons Are unnecessary when you eat with your fingers and chew with your

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There was a young Man Of Seventy Six Chuck Norris in fact Who Had Athletes Foot. He went to the Doctor's On his mothers bike Because He Was Lazy despite suffering from piles. "How can I help you", said the local proctologist, brazenly exposing his proct. " Me bum Hurts Dude " as a tear rolled through his louse infested undergarment. He opened his pork pie quite slowly and applied pile ointment to an unidentifiable place then inserted the pie Into his Rectum being careful to ensure enough mustard was applied to his Piles so as to be spread on the bunches of ripe grapes That followed the pie, knives, forks and spoons Are unnecessary when you eat with your fingers and chew with your enlarged, painful grape bunches

 

This is getting somewhat OTT

[Belatucadrus]

There was a young Man Of Seventy Six Chuck Norris in fact Who Had Athletes Foot. He went to the Doctor's On his mothers bike Because He Was Lazy despite suffering from piles. "How can I help you", said the local proctologist, brazenly exposing his proct. " Me bum Hurts Dude " as a tear rolled through his louse infested undergarment. He opened his pork pie quite slowly and applied pile ointment to an unidentifiable place then inserted the pie Into his Rectum being careful to ensure enough mustard was applied to his Piles so as to be spread on the bunches of ripe grapes That followed the pie, knives, forks and spoons Are unnecessary when you eat with your fingers and chew with your enlarged, painful grape bunches. Then Chuck Spontaneously Combusted

 

 

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This is getting somewhat OTT

 

Too true time to reboot.

 

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Posted August 1, 2016

There was a young Man Of Seventy Six Chuck Norris in fact Who Had Athletes Foot. He went to the Doctor's On his mothers bike Because He Was Lazy despite suffering from piles. "How can I help you", said the local proctologist, brazenly exposing his proct. " Me bum Hurts Dude " as a tear rolled through his louse infested undergarment. He opened his pork pie quite slowly and applied pile ointment to an unidentifiable place then inserted the pie Into his Rectum being careful to ensure enough mustard was applied to his Piles so as to be spread on the bunches of ripe grapes That followed the pie, knives, forks and spoons Are unnecessary when you eat with your fingers and chew with your enlarged, painful grape bunches. Then Chuck Spontaneously Combusted In his armchair by the fire. The police said