morty Posted November 26, 2017 Report Share Posted November 26, 2017 Shamelessly nicked the idea from elsewhere. Like it says ... tell a little story in only ten words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morty Posted November 26, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2017 I'll start off with .... The diet worked well. Her snooker cue coffin fits perfectly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morty Posted November 26, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2017 Hadron collider particle accelerator exceeds expectation .... Final Transmission Earth-ISS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-pops- Posted November 26, 2017 Report Share Posted November 26, 2017 He was born. He lived. He died. He was buried. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted November 26, 2017 Report Share Posted November 26, 2017 Resurrected as vampire, drank from virgins then hunted and impaled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irene Posted November 26, 2017 Report Share Posted November 26, 2017 I prepared; I laboured and suffered; and they were born... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted November 26, 2017 Report Share Posted November 26, 2017 I used to live in a de-lux cardboard box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted November 26, 2017 Report Share Posted November 26, 2017 I like Japanese cute metal bands, deafness would seem inevitable.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted November 26, 2017 Report Share Posted November 26, 2017 Gone are the days when n.....n....nigg,,,,le brown was a colour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morty Posted November 26, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2017 Oh I'm loving these ... they're very good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morty Posted November 26, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2017 Marvin's father shot him ... I heard it on the grapevine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted November 26, 2017 Report Share Posted November 26, 2017 My trousers have split, an icy wind refrigerates the end Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted November 27, 2017 Report Share Posted November 27, 2017 It's amazing how much you can convey using ten words Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted November 27, 2017 Report Share Posted November 27, 2017 Ten word Haiku proved unreadable. respected author then committed seppuku Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morty Posted November 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2017 Armageddon arrived on time but resetting to GMT delayed death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morty Posted November 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2017 Monsanto creates second-generation Triffids .... Mankind battles obesity epidemic eating them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted November 27, 2017 Report Share Posted November 27, 2017 Pigs might fly is actually true - they travel on Ryanair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted November 27, 2017 Report Share Posted November 27, 2017 Poor bloody pigs Ryanair misses target again, long walk home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 Travellers on Ryanair find it's just one long pig sty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 Rotwang creates robot girl, social upheaval, Metropolis ends in chaos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 Never stand when you can sit - even better lie down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 Nocturnal flatulence Ignites, duvet incinerated. House goes up in flames Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 Would you like me to pee on it for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 Elderly gentlemans dicky bladder leads to soggy pungent bed linen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 Sorry to read that Beltucadrus - an unfortunate embarrassment for you............... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.