AlanHo Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 They said things can only get better, they were wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 Snowflakes can't stand contrary views, free speech declared intolerable cruelty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 I'm walking backwards for Christmas - to avoid the new year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 Google translate, Trump greets Merkel "Ihre Nippel explodieren" Diplomatic crisis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 That joke went tits up. The engine rattled. oil poured out, mechanic said “it’s knackered” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 “it’s knackered” said mechanic. So Trumpbot 2000 retired to Smithsonian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 Accidents at Smithsonian due to engine oil leaking onto floor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 Year ends, fireworks lit, booze imbibed. next day no change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 Turkey gone, Christmas cake stale, back to beans on toast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted December 30, 2017 Report Share Posted December 30, 2017 Plenty of Christmas Cake, Plenty of Coke-a-Cola, No Booze sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted December 30, 2017 Report Share Posted December 30, 2017 Old phone performance throttled, Apple caught. Red faces at Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted December 30, 2017 Report Share Posted December 30, 2017 I beat my wife each morning, I get up first Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 Globe warms, California burns. Just weather says Trump. Dick Head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 Manchester United fans are split over whether Mourino should go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 Army buys politically correct tank, fires nice T-shirts not shells. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 RAF given fleet of Tiger moths - jet fuel not affordable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 RAF stops all flights, ecologists say too polluting. Putin ecstatic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 Trump reads book, goes ballistic, tempted to use his button. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 Trump needs audio book in digest form, heavily dumbed down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 Fox News publishes dumbed down version - via tweets. Trump confused Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 British forum mocks Potus, Trump enraged presses button. Farting noise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 Mad Poster opens too many tabs, idiot uses wrong one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 18 hours ago, Belatucadrus said: Today was liver and bacon with onion gravy served with mash potato, mashed swede & cabbage. Tomorrow will be pig chops, I will decide what with at a later part of the day. 10 words Belatucadrus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted January 8, 2018 Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 I find it quite difficult to invent ten word sayings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted January 9, 2018 Report Share Posted January 9, 2018 So do I, but Belatucadrus should know the rules now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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