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Gandalph

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Big Bull--


A week after Farmer John bought a bull, he complained to his friend, “All that bull does is eat grass. He won’t even look at a cow.”
“Take him to the vet,” his friend suggested.
The next week, John is much happier. “The vet gave him some pills, and the bull serviced all of my cows!” he told his pal. “Then he broke through the fence and bred with all my neighbour’s cows! He’s like a machine!”
“What kind of pills were they?” asked the friend.
“I don’t know, but they taste like peppermint

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2 minutes ago, andsome said:

The theaving so and so

That spill chucker of yours is rubbish.

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It wasn't nicked from you Alan, honest. It was nicked from another Forum that you aren't even a member of.  

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5 hours ago, Gandalph said:

It wasn't nicked from you Alan, honest. It was nicked from another Forum that you aren't even a member of.  

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9 hours ago, AlanHo said:

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What? you mean you were nicked from another Forum you are not a Member of. :vibrate:

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3 minutes ago, Gandalph said:

What? you mean you were nicked from another Forum you are not a Member of.

Rumours that he was stolen by Artist to act as a nude model are entirely unfounded, but probably true.

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Judging by that photograph from Portugal of him stood in his shorts, it's probably true. 

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