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Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.

I poured spot remover on my dog, now he's gone.

Used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

Couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Why do psychics have to ask for your name?

Wear sleeveless shirts! Support your right to bare arms

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