Guest Nellie2 Posted July 27, 2003 Report Share Posted July 27, 2003 Here are a few little gems from a favourite site of mine. :D :D Tech Support: "Customer Support, this is David, may I help you?" Customer: "Hello, yes, it's me." Tech Support: "Oh, it's me too." [chuckle] Customer: "No, Esmie. E, s, m, i, e." Tech Support: "Oh, sorry." --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Tech Support: "Type 'fix' with an 'f'." Customer: "Is that 'f' as in 'fix'?" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Customer: "How do you spell 'Internet America'? Is there a space between 'inter' and 'net'?" Tech Support: "No space between 'inter' and 'net'. It's spelled normally." Customer: "Ok. A-M-E-R-I-C-K?" Tech Support: "That's A-M-E-R-I-C-A." Customer: "I-C-K???" Tech Support: "'A' as in apple" Customer: "There's no 'K' in apple!" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Tech Support: "Tell me, is the cursor still there?" Customer: "No, I'm alone right now." --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Tech Support: "Are you reading an error message to me?" Customer: "No, I'm reading an error message to you." --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Tech Support: "Do you have 3 1/2 inch diskettes?" Customer: "No, I only have 3 of them." --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Tech Support: "Type 'A' and press Enter." Customer: "Didn't work." Tech Support: "What did it do?" Customer: "Nothing." Tech Support: "Hmmm...I'll send you a new set of diskettes." The problem happened again.Tech Support: "Hmmm...send me the diskettes back." They ran perfectly on my machine. I had her print her config.sys and autoexec.bat files, etc. No problems. I called her back.Tech Support: "Type 'A' and press Enter." In the background, faintly, I heard these "tickety-tickety" sounds. Tech Support: "What are you doing?" It turned out she was typing, "Type A and press Enter." The error message at the bottom of the screen apparently didn't count as "doing anything." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shirley_Crabtree Posted July 27, 2003 Report Share Posted July 27, 2003 Tech Support: "Type 'A' and press Enter." Customer: "Didn't work." Tech Support: "What did it do?" Customer: "Nothing." Tech Support: "Hmmm...I'll send you a new set of diskettes." The problem happened again.Tech Support: "Hmmm...send me the diskettes back." They ran perfectly on my machine. I had her print her config.sys and autoexec.bat files, etc. No problems. I called her back.Tech Support: "Type 'A' and press Enter." In the background, faintly, I heard these "tickety-tickety" sounds. Tech Support: "What are you doing?" It turned out she was typing, "Type A and press Enter." The error message at the bottom of the screen apparently didn't count as "doing anything."Surely a BLONDE moment ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyhanger Posted July 27, 2003 Report Share Posted July 27, 2003 "Tech Support: "Tell me, is the cursor still there?" Customer: "No, I'm alone right now." "excellent :D :D Tech Support: "Do you have 3 1/2 inch diskettes?" Customer: "No, I only have 3 of them." brill :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nellie2 Posted July 28, 2003 Report Share Posted July 28, 2003 I'm at work at the minute but when I get home I will post a link to the site... it is really good reading and will keep you amused for hours!!!!!(I shall ignore that Blonde remark Shirl!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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