monkeyhanger Posted July 31, 2003 Report Share Posted July 31, 2003 You know you're living in 2003 when..... > > > 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. > > 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. > > 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. > > 4. You e-mail your mate who works at the desk next to you. > > 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not > have e-mail addresses. > > 6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone > in a business manner. > > 7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "0" to get > an outside line. > > 8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three > different companies. > > 10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news. > > 11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job. > > 12. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get > long-service awards. > > > ... and the real clinchers are... > > 13. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling. > > 14. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your > "friends". > > 15. You got this e-mail from a friend that never talks to you any more, > except to send you jokes from the net. > > 16. You are too busy to notice there was no No. 9. > > 17. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a No.9. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyhanger Posted July 31, 2003 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2003 This post was immediately displayed on the board. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bvw Posted July 31, 2003 Report Share Posted July 31, 2003 Very good :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent Smith Posted July 31, 2003 Report Share Posted July 31, 2003 4. You e-mail your mate who works at the desk next to you. :lol: :lol: :D :D :P :P I work with 6 guys in an office approx 30 foot square (tight squeeze). We email each other about 50times a day! :lol: Mr. M. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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