monkeyhanger Posted August 1, 2003 Report Share Posted August 1, 2003 A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat. She asked him if it was dead or alive "Dead." She was informed. "How do you know?" she asked her pupil. Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. "You did WHAT?!?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know," explained the boy,"I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move." :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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