Guest LB Posted August 3, 2003 Report Share Posted August 3, 2003 A man goes out and buys the best car available in the US or Europe,a 1996 Turbo BeepBeep. The Turbo BeepBeep is the best and mostexpensive car in the world, and it cost its new proud owner$500,000. Admiring himself, and his new possession, he takes it outfor a spin. No sooner did he get it out of first gear than he isforced to stop for a red light. While sitting patiently for thelight to change, an old man on a moped, both looking about 90 yearsold and both sputtering, pulls up next to him.The old man looks over the sleek, shiny surface of the car and asks"What kind of car ya got there, sonny?"The dude replies "A 1996 Turbo BeepBeep. They cost $500,000.""That's a lotta money!" says the old man, shocked. "Why does it costso much?""Cause this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the cooldude proudly.The old man asks "Can I take a look inside?""Sure" replies the owner.So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around.Leaning back on his moped, the old man says "That's a pretty nicecar, alright!"Just then the light changes, so the guy decides to show the old manwhat his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds thespeedometer reads 320. Suddenly, the guy notices a dot in his rearview mirror. It seems to be getting closer!Whhhoooooooooossssshhhhhh! Something whips by him! Going 2, maybe 3times as fast!The guy wonders "what on earth could be going faster than my TurboBeepBeep?" Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming toward him.Whooooooooooosh! Goes by again! And, it almost looked like the oldman on the moped! Couldn't be, thinks the guy. How could a mopedoutrun a Turbo BeepBeep? Again, he sees a dot in his rearviewmirror!WhoooooooshhhhhhhhKa-BbbbblaMMMMM! It plows into the back of hiscar, demolishing the rear end.The guy jumps out, and jeezus to betsy, it IS the old man! Ofcourse, the moped and the old man are hurting for certain. The guyruns up to the dying old man and asks "You're hurt bad! Is thereanything I can do for you?"The old man replies "Yeah. Unhook my braces from the side-viewmirror on your car!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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