The Parrot

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On reaching his plane seat, Bubba was surprised to see a parrot

strapped into the seat next to him. The man asks the stewardess for a

cup of coffee and the parrot squawks, "And why don't you get me a

whiskey, you bitch." The stewardess, flustered by the parrot's

outburst, brings back a whiskey for the parrot but inadvertently

forgets Bubba's cup of coffee.

As the man nicely points out the omission of his coffee to the

stewardess, the parrot downs his drink and shouts,

"And get me another whiskey, you tart."

Visibly shaken, the stewardess comes back with the parrot's whiskey but

still no coffee for the man. Unaccustomed to such slackness, the man

decides that he is going to try the parrot's approach: "I've asked you

twice for a cup of coffee, you bitch. I expect you to get it for me

right now or I'm going to slap that disgustingly ugly face of yours!"

Next thing they know, both the man and the parrot are picked up and

thrown out of the emergency exit by 2 burly stewards.

Plunging downwards to the ground the parrot turns to the man and says,

"For someone who can't fly, you sure are a cocky git..."