Guest LB Posted August 14, 2003 Report Share Posted August 14, 2003 One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the tiny town ofJohnstown got up early and went to the local church. Before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking about their lives, their families, etc.Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the Church. Everyonestarted screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling eachother in a frantic effort to get away from Evil Incarnate.Soon everyone was evacuated from the Church, except for one elderlygentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving . . . seeminglyoblivious to the fact that God's Ultimate Enemy was in his presence.Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said,"Don't you know who I am?"The man replied, "Yup, sure do."Satan asked, "Well, aren't you afraid of me?""Nope, sure ain't," said the man.Satan was more than a little perturbed at this and queried, "Why not?"The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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