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One for the Girls


MJR
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Essential information for women everywhere:

How can you tell if a Man's sexually excited?

... He's breathing!

How can you save a Man from drowning?

... Take your foot off his head!

How many Men does it take to screw a light bulb?

... One - men will screw anything

What do you call a Man with an IQ of 5?

... Gifted!

How can you tell if a Man is happy?

... Who cares!

How many Men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

... We don't know, it's never happened!

What is the thinnest book in the World?

... What Men know about Women!

Sorry guys but this was on a birthday card sent to me and I just wanted the other ladies to have a giggle. :D :D :D

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