moon Posted October 11, 2003 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2003 Heskey ( The Passenger, sic.) has been taken off. Vassell is on in his place.The commentator has described the Turks as ' filthy'There are so many Turkish players lying on the ground that the search is on for a sniper. Somebody has pulled Beckham's pig-tail off the ball.David James would like to know the Turkish exchange rate before he decides whether he should hand over the missiles to the referee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 11, 2003 Report Share Posted October 11, 2003 so its a clean sportsman like game then........perhaps rio has leant the turks some of his speed....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nellie2 Posted October 11, 2003 Report Share Posted October 11, 2003 has anyone actually scored yet or come near to getting the ball in the net?? Stupid missed penalties don't count. B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 11, 2003 Report Share Posted October 11, 2003 no one has scored yet and nearly doesn't count! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moon Posted October 11, 2003 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2003 Turkish keeper gets yellow card for kicking Dyer in the head. England goal disallowed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 11, 2003 Report Share Posted October 11, 2003 ooo, i wish i was the turkish keeper, would love to kick dyer in the head...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moon Posted October 11, 2003 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2003 Commentator- 'This game could go either way' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 11, 2003 Report Share Posted October 11, 2003 gosh - what insight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moon Posted October 11, 2003 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2003 4.5 mins left. England will qualify if no score. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 11, 2003 Report Share Posted October 11, 2003 who needs rio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moon Posted October 11, 2003 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2003 Turkish police in a flurry of preparation of drugs and weapons to plant on England supporters post-match. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moon Posted October 11, 2003 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2003 Turks near miss with twenty-five yard drive past post. James immobile, weighted down with coinage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moon Posted October 11, 2003 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2003 Lampard replaces Scholes in stoppage time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moon Posted October 11, 2003 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2003 Beckham shaves bar with left- footed curler. ( This is true, not a tabloid headline :D ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 11, 2003 Report Share Posted October 11, 2003 i must thank you moon for your match commentary, most amusing and i now feel no need to watch the game later.....i think that you should apply for a job with the bbc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moon Posted October 11, 2003 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2003 ' End to end stuff' ( How else ? :D ) Ref looks at watch.England through to Portugal. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 11, 2003 Report Share Posted October 11, 2003 hooraahh...now we can look forwards to a big build up, great expectations and then going out in the first round!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nellie2 Posted October 11, 2003 Report Share Posted October 11, 2003 did we win then??? who scored?? you didn't say!! :huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 11, 2003 Report Share Posted October 11, 2003 no, we drew, no one scored but we got the point we needed to win the group........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moon Posted October 12, 2003 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2003 Back from the pub. They're frying a turkey basted with Old Peculiar. Slipped out in the steam before my portion came round. Odd lot, you Poms. If Europe was in Australia I think we'd gobble the championship, bast on tonight's performance. Congrats anyway. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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