Guest Grim Reaper Posted October 21, 2003 Report Share Posted October 21, 2003 There was this guy who took very good care of his body. He lifted weights, and jogged six miles everyday. One morning, he lookedin the mirror and admired his body. He noticed that he was sun-tannedall over, except his penis, which he decided to do something about.That afternoon he went to the beach, got completely undressed and buried himself in the sand, except for his penis.Two old ladies came walking along the beach. Upon seeing the thing sticking out of the sand, one old lady began to move it aroundwith her cane, remarking to theother old lady, saying, "You know,there really is no justice in the world." The other lady daid, "What do you mean by that?" The old lady said, "Look at that, when I was 20. I was courious about it, when I was 30, I enjoyed it, when I was 40, Iasked for it, when I was 50, I paid for it, when I was 60, I prayed forit, when I was 70, I forgot about it and now that I'm 80, the damn things are growing wild and I'm to old to squat!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikef Posted October 21, 2003 Report Share Posted October 21, 2003 :D :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyhanger Posted October 21, 2003 Report Share Posted October 21, 2003 :lol: :lol: Why didn't he do what every one else does and use a fake tan. :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted October 22, 2003 Report Share Posted October 22, 2003 Yes I like that :rolleyes: :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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