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Its not what you want to say ...Its the ability to say it .....

Not that Ive got anything of interest to say anyway cause I'm a bit pissed ...Its been one of those days ....!

I woman started screaming at me today that" I had touched up her HV" ....huh ? in front of about 30 people .........( what the hell is a HV, or more to the point ...where ?)

"And that I knew full well what it was "...huh ?

She then refused to be seen by any male member of staff , as we were all sexual deviants .....

I sent her to a competitor , as they had exactly what she wanted ..... ! honest ...!

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Well the girls in work reckoned it was her vagina ,(Its a Nigerian word)much to a lot of a amusement ...

which was a considerable achievement on my part as I was behind a 4 ft counter .

It did not stop my face from doing the pinky however ....!

Ah well .......

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Have to say Tankus, I've never heard it called that before. Stay cool and know its all part of life's rich tapestry, its just that some are missing a stitch.

Think I made that last bit up, if not thanks to who did.

Pulling plug. Internet has died on its ar*e

Chris

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:renske: craig is keeping well away from this topic i am his bodygard and i will take a bullet for him *monkey dives across the room * its ok craig i will protect you  :ph34r:

you poor, poor thing........ :shocking: :shocking:

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