Time for another Aussie poem?

[artist]

~~~ Naggin' Bloody Women ~~~

Naggin' bloody women, fair dinkum mate,

I'll tell ya' flamin' straight.

They're on ya' back from dawn till dusk,

'Cos it's really you they hate.

They complain about what ya' wear,

And the way ya' dress and comb ya' hair.

And ya' need a shave they bloody rave,

It's more than a man can bear.

They say, "Chop that wood and mow the lawn,"

It gets on ya flamin' goat.

And if a man complains they scream in pain,

Like their throats been flamin' cut.

And when a man gets home from work,

All tired to the bone.

And ya' try to speak but all ya' get

Is, "Shut-up! Me mothers on the phone."

And then she says, "Mum's comin' 'round,

To stay with us next week."

"So shut ya trap, behave ya 'self,

And think before ya' speak."

And when the old bag comes to stay,

All she does is run ya' down.

And nags ya' like, the bloody wife,

And treats ya' like a clown.

So ya' do ya' block and shout at her,

And tell her, to shut her trap,

'Cos if she don't you'll turf her out

And you'll give her nose a tap.

Then ya' naggin' wife she does her quince,

And it's water-works every where.

And she tells ya' you're a flamin' mug,

And she's getting out of there.

So you do your quince, and yell at her,

And tell her to take her mother and go.

And to bugger off, and don't come back,

Until, the sun begins to snow.

[bvw]

:D

[moon]

Then later, in yer napper

when ya feel and she ain't there

ya wish ya hadn't done it, chum.

Ain't life bleedin' queer ?

:D

[Guest nellie2]

:clapping: :lol2: what's a napper?? :huh:

[lester1]

Just guessing Nell, having a Nap-sleep, Napper -Bed

:unsure:

[artist]

Then later, in yer napper

when ya feel and she ain't there

ya wish ya hadn't done it, chum.

Ain't life bleedin' queer ?

:D

I'm seriously starting to wonder if Moon is the poet!!! :o :D

[Guest Drovers Dog]

:P

It looks like the poor bugger, forgot the rules,

You must be always be careful of the Family Jewels.

Rave and Rant, all you will, but Ma and Mum,

Ganged up will always give you the bum.

Listen carefully, to all and try to make,

First thing to protect is the trouser Joe Blake!!!

:innocent: :D

[artist]

:P

It looks like the poor bugger, forgot the rules,

You must be always be careful of the Family Jewels.

Rave and Rant, all you will, but Ma and Mum,

Ganged up will always give you the bum.

Listen carefully, to all and try to make,

First thing to protect is the trouser Joe Blake!!!

:innocent:  :D

Ummmm - maybe it's Drovers Dog............... :lol: :lol:

[Guest Drovers Dog]

:P

When the old dog lies sleeping in the corner,

Particularly if you happen to be a Foriegner,

Leave him be, just leave him totally alone!!

If you don't, remember, you aint gonna sit on the Throne!!!

:innocent: :D

[artist]

:P

When the old dog lies sleeping in the corner,

Particularly if you happen to be a Foriegner,

Leave him be, just leave him totally alone!!

If you don't, remember, you aint gonna sit on the Throne!!!

:innocent:  :D

Is there no way I can stop you?!!! :(

:lol: :lol:

[moon]

Lob his bone into the thorn scrub. :D

[Guest Drovers Dog]

:P

When the old dog lies sleeping in the corner,

Particularly if you happen to be a Foriegner,

Leave him be, just leave him totally alone!!

If you don't, remember, you aint gonna sit on the Throne!!!

:innocent:  :D

Is there no way I can stop you?!!! :(

:lol: :lol:

:P

sniff, is it pick on the poor old dog time?

Ok, I'll go to the bushes, so abline,

Only gave a bit of a bark, and a growl,

Best I leave you all alone now!!

:innocent: :D