Guest Drovers Dog Posted May 3, 2004 Report Share Posted May 3, 2004 :P Professionals Define "What is a kiss?" Here's how the professors of different subjects define the same word, *kiss*, in different ways:Prof. of Algebra: Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.Prof. of Geometry: Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.Prof. of Physics: Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.Prof. of Chemistry: Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.Prof. of Zoology: Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.Prof. of Dentistry: Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.Prof. of Accountancy: Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.Prof. of Economics: Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.**Prof. of English: Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.Prof. of Computer Science: What is a kiss? It looks to be an undefined variable.Prof. of Statistics: Kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36Any other thoughts?DD: Upstairs Shopping for Downstairs Business? :censored: :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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nellie2 Posted May 3, 2004 Report Share Posted May 3, 2004 I like the top one The act of caressing with the lips :blush: Definitions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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