maddogmatilda Posted May 11, 2004 Report Share Posted May 11, 2004 Puppy PieTAKE ONE PUPPY, ROLL AND PLAY UNTIL LIGHTLY PAMPERED, THEN ADD THE FOLLOWING INGREDIENTS.....1 CUP OF PATIENCE1 CUP OF UNDERSTANDING1 PINCH OF CORRECTION1 CUP OF HARD WORK2 CUPS OF PRAISE1 1/2 CUPS OF FUNBLEND WELL.HEAT WITH THE WARMTH OF YOUR HEART UNTIL RAISED OR UNTIL PUPPY HAS DOUBLED IN SIZE. MIX WITH OWNER UNTIL CONSISTENCY IS SUCH THAT OWNER AND PUPPY ARE ONE. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doug Posted May 11, 2004 Report Share Posted May 11, 2004 That's how I tried to train the wife. Didn't work though. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drovers Dog Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 :P Only works with Dogs, Pigs and Tigers, Mate!!!BTW I love your Avatar, Maddogmatilda!! :censored: :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 That's how I tried to train the wife. Didn't work though. :DDoes it ever? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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