Guest ellas Posted April 12, 2003 Report Share Posted April 12, 2003 looking foward to viewing this site when its back up,crashed as theres been too many visitors http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest northamuk Posted April 12, 2003 Report Share Posted April 12, 2003 It's kinda hit and miss, sometimes it opens sometimes it doesn't :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nellie2 Posted April 12, 2003 Report Share Posted April 12, 2003 I got in!! :D Also, by popular request we now proudly present the "pencil quote":"The authority of the civil defense ... issued a warning to the civilian population not to pick up any of those pencils because they are booby traps," he said, adding that the British and American forces were "immoral mercenaries" and "war criminals" for such behavior. "I am not talking about the American people and the British people," he said. "I am talking about those mercenaries. ... They have started throwing those pencils, but they are not pencils, they are booby traps to kill the children."I have a friend at work who thinks he is wonderful and has his pictures all over her desk and PC :huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ellas Posted April 12, 2003 Report Share Posted April 12, 2003 how :huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nellie2 Posted April 12, 2003 Report Share Posted April 12, 2003 how :huh:Errrr.........clicked on your link and said 'pretty please.......let me in', and they let me in. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest northamuk Posted April 12, 2003 Report Share Posted April 12, 2003 "There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never!""My feelings - as usual - we will slaughter them all""Our initial assessment is that they will all die""I blame Al-Jazeera - they are marketing for the Americans!""God will roast their stomachs in hell at the hands of Iraqis.""Ooh, did he really say these things, LOL :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nellie2 Posted April 12, 2003 Report Share Posted April 12, 2003 And this..............bless his little cotton socks!!!! :lol: :lol: Iraq will not be defeated. Iraq has now already achieved victory - apart from some technicalities." :D :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest northamuk Posted April 12, 2003 Report Share Posted April 12, 2003 What a spin doctor! We could learn a lot from him - if we knew where he was!""They're not even [within] 100 miles [of Baghdad]. They are not in anyplace. They hold no place in Iraq. This is an illusion ... they aretrying to sell to the others an illusion.""We will kill them all........most of them."" :jerry: :hypocrite: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest northamuk Posted April 13, 2003 Report Share Posted April 13, 2003 The General (advisor to Saddam on Chemical/Biological warfare) has surrendered - maybe because there was a price on his head ? maybe becauase he wants to set the record straight - (he might have been watching the Minister of Information's broadcasts) IRAQ HAS NO WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION - he says - shall we wait and see ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted April 13, 2003 Report Share Posted April 13, 2003 Sheer brilliance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tankus Posted April 13, 2003 Report Share Posted April 13, 2003 Finally logged on......................................to Iraqs answer to Monty Python..................."Iraq will not be defeated. Iraq has now already achieved victory - apart from some technicalities." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tankus Posted April 13, 2003 Report Share Posted April 13, 2003 He He Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ellas Posted April 15, 2003 Report Share Posted April 15, 2003 theres a rumour going round he has commited suicide anyone heard this :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest northamuk Posted April 15, 2003 Report Share Posted April 15, 2003 That must be incorrect ! Iraqis don't do that. Only the Americans commit suicide (paraphrased from the ramblings of the FORMER Iraqi Minister of Information) :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest northamuk Posted April 15, 2003 Report Share Posted April 15, 2003 The site is back up and running. See first Post for link."In an age of spin, al-Sahaf offers feeling and authenticity. His message is consistent -- unshakeable, in fact, no matter the evidence -- but he commands daily attention by his on-the-spot, invective-rich variations on the theme. His lunatic counterfactual art is more appealing than the banal awfulness of the Reliable Sources. He is a Method actor in a production that will close in a couple of days. He stands superior to truth." -- Jean-Pierre McGarrigle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest northamuk Posted April 15, 2003 Report Share Posted April 15, 2003 As to who will play him in the Hollywood film, well, Marty Feldman would get my vote if he wasn't sorta deceased - David Suchet will be the ideal lookalike ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest northamuk Posted April 15, 2003 Report Share Posted April 15, 2003 I quite like this one:Dear Sirs,I am flattered with your website, it contains many truths, things I might say myself. However I with to point out a dreadful inaccuracy. You are far from the truth.I am not on administrative leave. I am on holiday. The war against the invading sons of camels, infidelity committing infidels and seven Australians, is going so well that my boss Saddam (Allah preserve him and his bronze statues - which are still standing, by the way) has given me time off for a holiday.I am currently in Florida visiting Disneyland; there are no American here and many cartoon characters (I am soon hoping to become one), are committing suicide in their thousands. They are quaking in their boots and staining their underwear at the threat of an Iraqi invasion. We will prevail; it has been written.Must go now as I going to the movies to see my favourite movie; "Failing to save Private Ryan".Have a nice day,-- Mohammed Saeed al Sahaf, Iraqi Minister of Information (from his Hotmail address apparently) :lol: :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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