It's good to be a woman.....

[artist]

1 . We got off the Titanic first.

2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

3. Taxis stop for us.

4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.

6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.

7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.

9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

1 2 . If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.

13. We will never regret piercing our ears.

14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.

:P

[andsome]

We got off the Titanic first.

Bunch of cowards

[lester1]

1 . We got off the Titanic first.

2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

3. Taxis stop for us.

4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.

6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.

7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.

9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

1 2 . If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.

13. We will never regret piercing our ears.

14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.

A Male reply

1 We are gentlemen and it is one way to stop the incessant nagging

2 Yes very dangerous PMT

3 Again yes very easily conned by the driver

4 Taken on advisement

5 Ask Jordan

6 But we do but pretend that we don't

7 Apart from the hairy variety with mustaches

8 Don't think any of my team mates are a her

9 Thongs and G strings sort it out for you

10 Very badly sometimes

11 Have to pass on that one Could be Heresay

12 This is true everyone knows your a gold digger

13 Not true remember the times you try put the rings in and it hurts

14 Apart from obesity

15 Very true most of the converastion is rubbish and not worth listening too

:D

[andsome]

:D :D :D