artist Posted February 22, 2006 Report Share Posted February 22, 2006 WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron! 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you think about? MEN'S ENGLISH: 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = Let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you. 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you. 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you. 10. Can I take you out to dinner? I'd like to have sex with you. 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay. :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thos Posted February 22, 2006 Report Share Posted February 22, 2006 :lol: :lol: Thos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r4may Posted February 22, 2006 Report Share Posted February 22, 2006 Sounds about right :D :D Women always say the opposite to what they Mean :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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