mmanya Posted June 5, 2003 Report Share Posted June 5, 2003 :huh: 1. Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3.Only in America... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America... do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke. 5. Only in America... do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. 10. Only in America... do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. :rolleyes: I know that these are in the US - not in England ? :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
popeye Posted June 5, 2003 Report Share Posted June 5, 2003 Hi Mary.Yep! It's much the same here, give or take a few modes of speech. :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted June 6, 2003 Report Share Posted June 6, 2003 Sounds about right, and YES I have been there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest whizwrinkly Posted June 7, 2003 Report Share Posted June 7, 2003 We can beat those mmanya :P ONLY IN ENGLAND can you enter the country illegally, have lawyers and do-gooders jumping from the woodwork to assist you, get free housing, car, money and clothing. You will also have the right to make demands(not requests), run down the English, sell illegal imports, dance in the streets when our soldiers are killed, preach terrorism, and plead racialism if an Englishman disagrees with it! :angry: BEAT THAT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Damo Posted June 7, 2003 Report Share Posted June 7, 2003 We can beat those mmanya :P ONLY IN ENGLAND can you enter the country illegally, have lawyers and do-gooders jumping from the woodwork to assist you, get free housing, car, money and clothing. You will also have the right to make demands(not requests), run down the English, sell illegal imports, dance in the streets when our soldiers are killed, preach terrorism, and plead racialism if an Englishman disagrees with it! :angry: BEAT THAT!Never a wiser word been spoken there Whiz!!!!!apart from the word 'Racialism'!!!...no such word!...You want Racism!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: Sorry im being picky! :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest whizwrinkly Posted June 8, 2003 Report Share Posted June 8, 2003 Never a wiser word been spoken there Whiz!!!!!I've got plenty more wise words but I'd get chucked out of here! :angry: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
volt Posted June 8, 2003 Report Share Posted June 8, 2003 We can beat those mmanya :P ONLY IN ENGLAND can you enter the country illegally, have lawyers and do-gooders jumping from the woodwork to assist you, get free housing, car, money and clothing. You will also have the right to make demands(not requests), run down the English, sell illegal imports, dance in the streets when our soldiers are killed, preach terrorism, and plead racialism if an Englishman disagrees with it! :angry: BEAT THAT!Thats sad,,very sad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest whizwrinkly Posted June 8, 2003 Report Share Posted June 8, 2003 Sad, yes. But true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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