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I came across this fact on todays journey through the darker corners of the 'net.

It's illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while you're sitting on a curb in St. Louis!

In my opinion that is one of the most sensible laws to come out of USA. We should have some similar sensible laws here.

I am sure there are many WF members who can contribute to a collection to be submitted to his highness TB for enactment before it's too late.

Here are a couple of starters:-

It is illegal to fart into a bottle in Newton-le-willows after 8.0p.m. on alternate Tuersdays.

It is illegal to cure kippers using Ryvita and mothballs.

It is illegal to bring Ben Nevis indoors.

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It is an offence punishable by a compulsory course of GCE Maths to offer a couple of starters and then list three.

:lol: :lol:

Here is a couple more :)

It is legal for a male to urinate in public, as long as it is on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle and his right hand is on the vehicle.

No boy under the age of 12 may see a naked shop mannequin.

No one is allowed to die in Parliament. Well except the Queen. Westminster is a royal palace and anyone dying in a royal palace is eligible for a state funeral. So to avoid a costly funeral, if anyone does die, his or her body is removed before the death certificate is issued.

In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless in public except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.

London taxi drivers are supposed to ask passengers if they are suffering from smallpox or the plague, since carrying sufferers is illegal.

It is still an offence to beat or shake any carpet rug or mat in any street in the Metropolitan Police District, although you are allowed to shake a doormat before 8am.

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