monkeyhanger Posted July 28, 2003 Report Share Posted July 28, 2003 A blonde from California decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its falling rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune . . . the Supermarket manager sees her and shuts the horse off. :huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LB Posted July 28, 2003 Report Share Posted July 28, 2003 :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nellie2 Posted July 28, 2003 Report Share Posted July 28, 2003 Yeah I've seen that joke too......... only the blondes name was David Beckham... bless his little cotton socks!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted July 29, 2003 Report Share Posted July 29, 2003 Surely this qualifies as a shaggy dog story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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