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The Order Of Things


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Two Irishmen digging a trench. Look up at the gang boss reading the plans, then the paper, then having a smoke...

"Why are we down here digging and sweating and him up there loafing about?"

Paddy says "Ill go ask I'm"

So Paddy climbs out of the trench and goes over to the Gang boss and says"Rielly and Me want to know why you are up here sittin about while we are diggin our hearts out"

"Well I got brains" says the Gang boss.

"What do ya mean" says paddy.

The gang boss holds up his hand in front of a concrete column and says "Hit this"

Paddy gives his best saturday night pub clearer swing at it, but at the last minute, the Gang boss jerks his hand away, and Paddy madly mangles his nuckles.

"Brains" says the gang boss, tappin his head.

Paddy clims back in the trench and starts shovelling...

"So what'd he say?" says Rielly.

"He says its because he's got brains" said Paddy.

"Wots that mean?" says Rielly

Paddy looks around, no concrete column around..then he says to Rielly

"Hit this" holding his hand up in front of his face....

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