Guest LB Posted August 2, 2003 Report Share Posted August 2, 2003 Today they're leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to theguillotine. They ask the priest if he wants to face up or down when hemeets his fate. The priest says that he would like to face up so he will belooking toward heaven when he dies. They raise the blade of the guillotine,release it, it comes speeding down and suddenly stops just inches from hisneck. The authorities take this as divine intervention and release the priest.Next the drunkard comes to the guillotine. He also decides to die face uphoping that he will be as fortunate as the priest. They raise the blade ofthe guillotine, release it, it comes speeding down and suddenly stops justinches from his neck. So they release the drunkard as well.The engineer is next. He too decides to die facing up. They slowly raisethe blade of the guillotine, when suddenly the engineer says: "Hey, I seewhat your problem is." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkey Posted August 2, 2003 Report Share Posted August 2, 2003 good one would have been better if the man had said "wait theres a nail sticking out" lol :lol: monkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted August 3, 2003 Report Share Posted August 3, 2003 Like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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