And You Think You Have Problems

[Guest LB]

Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation. After a

while one of them said, " you think you have family problems?

Listen to my situation. A few years ago I met a young widow with

a grown-up daughter and we got married. Later, my father married

my stepdaughter. That made my stepdaughter my stepmother and my

father became my stepson. Also my wife became mother-in-law of

her father-in-law. Then the daughter of my wife, my stepmother,

had a son. This boy was my half brother because he was my

father's son, but he was also the son of my wife's daughter which

made him my wife's grandson. That made me grandfather of my

half-brother. This was nothing until my wife and I had a son.

Now the sister of my son, my mother-in-law is also the

grandmother. This makes my father the brother-in-law of my

child, whose stepsister is my father's wife. I am my

stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my

son is my father's nephew and I am my own grandfather and you

think you have family problems."

[Guest northamuk]

My head hurts.

[andsome]

My head hurts.

Ditto

[monkey]

Ditto :P