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I Need A Push


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At 3 A.M. a couple awakens to a knock on the door. The man gets up and

sees a stranger asking for a push." Not a chance," yells the husband.

"It's 3:00 in the morning!"With that , he returns to bed.

"Who was it?" asks his wife.

"Some guy asking for a push. I told him to get lost."

"What?" she ask, "Don't you remember that time when we broke down and

that guy helped us? You should help him."

The man guiltily returns to the door calling out, "Hello, do you still

need a push?"

"Yes, please," comes the answer.

"where are you?"

"over here on the swing"

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