Why Are You Not At School?

[Guest LB]

The following were extracted from notes written to schools explaining the

absences of students.

"My son is under the doctor's care and should not take P.E. today,"

wrote a parent. "Please execute him."

"Please excuse Mary for being absent," wrote another parent. "She was

sick and I had her shot."

Dear School:

Please eckuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also

33.

Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

Pleazse excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out

of a tree and misplaced his hip.

John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face.

Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was

hurt in the growing part.

Mary could not come to school because she has been bothered by very

close veins.

Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

Please excuse pedro from being absent yesterday. He had diarhear

diarere dhiarhee the shits.

Please excuse Tom for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhoea and his

boots leak.

Irving was absent this morning because he missed his bust.

Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I

don't know what size she wears.

Please excuse Harriet for missing school yesterday. We forget to get

the Sunday paper off the porch. and when we found it Monday, we

thought it was Sunday.

Please excuse my son's tardiness. I forgot to wake him up and I did

not find him till I started making the beds.

Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend a

funeral.

My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent the

weekend with the Marine's.

Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.

Please excuse Burma, she had been sick and under the doctor.

Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore

throat, headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever

and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over.

I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be the flu

going around school.

[andsome]

NOT BAD. By the way the link in the e-mail from this topic did not bring me here, I had to look for it.

[andsome]

There was another e-mail immediately after the first, and this link worked.

[Guest Nellie2]

Good-oh!!! :)

[monkeyhanger]

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