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This guy is at the airport waiting for his flight which leaves at 6:00 but

he has forgotten his watch, so he looks for someone to ask the time. He

spots this guy walking past carrying 2 suitcases and sporting this fabulous

hi-tech watch, so he asks him for the time. The guy replies "Sure, which

country?". Our fella asks "How many countries have you got?" to which the

reply is "All the countries in the world!"

"Wow! That's a pretty cool watch you've got there."

"That's nothing. This watch also has a GPS facility, fax, e-mail and can

even receive NTSC televison channels and display them on its miniature

active colour pixel LCD screen!"

"Boy, that's incredible. I wish I had a watch like that one.... You

wouldn't consider selling it by any chance?"

"Well, actually the novelty has worn off by now, so for $900, if you want

it, it's yours!"

Our watchless traveller can hardly whip out his cheque book fast enough, and

hands over a cheque for $900.

The seller takes off the watch and gives it to him.

"Congratulations, here is your new high tech watch!" and then handing the 2

suitcases over as well he says, "and here are the batteries!"

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