Guest LB Posted August 5, 2003 Report Share Posted August 5, 2003 A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, "How many children do you have?" "Ten," she replied. "What are their names?" he asked. "David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David and David," she answered. "They're all named David?" he asked "What if you want them to come in from playing outside?" "Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just call 'David,' and they all come running in." "And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?" "I just say, 'David, come eat your dinner'," she answered. "But what if you just want ONE of them to do something?" he asked. "Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just use their last name!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted August 5, 2003 Report Share Posted August 5, 2003 Went over my head - wouldn't they all have the same second name?? :huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LB Posted August 5, 2003 Report Share Posted August 5, 2003 i think they would be by different dads!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted August 5, 2003 Report Share Posted August 5, 2003 What gives you that impression! ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LB Posted August 5, 2003 Report Share Posted August 5, 2003 its a stereotype, she's in the welfare (dole) office, leads to a natural assumption that there are different fathers hence call them by their second name (Surname)....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyhanger Posted August 5, 2003 Report Share Posted August 5, 2003 :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted August 5, 2003 Report Share Posted August 5, 2003 Don't talk to me like I'm blonde!! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LB Posted August 6, 2003 Report Share Posted August 6, 2003 Don't talk to me like I'm blonde!! :D:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhat Posted August 6, 2003 Report Share Posted August 6, 2003 <_< Bit Harsh. :D But Funny I had a dream about a DSS office, sainsburys and Borders book shop. Yes I am weird. I need help getting books at sainsburys it seems :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted August 6, 2003 Report Share Posted August 6, 2003 I had a dream about a DSS office, sainsburys and Borders book shop. Yes I am weird. I need help getting books at sainsburys it seems :unsure:Eh?? :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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