The Inflatable Pupil

[Guest LB]

An inflatable pupil goes to his inflatable school and is having a really bad day.

Bored in his history lesson he gets up and walks out.

Walking down the corridor he sees the inflatable headmaster walking towards him and he pulls a knife out and stabs him.

He runs out of the school.

As he gets outside he thinks again "I hate school" and pulls his knife out and stabs the inflatable school.

He runs off to his inflatable home.

Two hours later his inflatable mum is knocking at his inflatable bedroom door with the inflatable police.

Panicking, inflatable boy pulls out the knife and stabs himself.

Later on in the evening he wakes up in inflatable hospital and sees the headmaster is in the inflatable bed next to him.

Shaking his deflated head more in sorrow than in anger, the headmaster gravely intones :

"You've let me down; you've let the school down but, worst of all, you've let yourself down

[Tankus]

I think that the punchline was over inflated

But then he could have carried a bicycle pump with him, and a puncture repair kit , then it just wouldn't have been a problem.....!

Make sense really, if your whole existence depends on what your internal air pressure was , you just wouldn't want to take a chance would you.....!

[Guest LB]

I think that the punchline was over inflated

But then he could have carried a bicycle pump with  him, and a puncture repair kit , then it just wouldn't have been a problem.....!

Make sense really, if your whole existence depends on what your internal air pressure was , you just wouldn't want to take a chance would you.....!

tankus, you have got to stop taking those chemicals!!!!

[andsome]

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