monkeyhanger Posted August 6, 2003 Report Share Posted August 6, 2003 Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon, and were getting undressed together for the first time. He took off his shoes and socks, and his toes were all twisted and discoloured. "What happened to your feet?" his wife asked. "I had a childhood disease called 'Tolio'." he said "Don't you mean 'Polio"," said his wife. "No, "Tolio". It only affects your toes." He then removed his pants and revealed an awful-looking pair of knees. "What happened to your knees?" she asked. "Well, I also had "Kneesles." "Don't you mean 'Measles?' "No, "Kneesles". It only affects the knees." said he. When he removed his shorts, his wife gasped and said, : Don't tell me you also had 'Smallcox'!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted August 7, 2003 Report Share Posted August 7, 2003 Big big big groan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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