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Sharon and Tracy exited and locked the car in a hurry, forgetting to remove the key which was in the ignition.

Realising the mistake, Sharon asked, "Why don't we get a coat hanger to open it."

"No, that won't work" answered Tracy. "People will think we're trying to break in."

Then Sharon suggested, "What if we use a nail file to cut around the rubber, then stick a finger in and pull up the lock?"

"No," said Tracy. "People will think we're too dumb to use a coat hanger."

"Well," sighed Sharon, "we'd better think of something fast. It's starting to rain, and the sun roof is open!"

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