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Itchy And Scratchy!


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A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the railing

of a high bridge getting read to jump off, when he happened to look

down and see a little man with no arms dancing all around on the river

bank below.

He thought to himself, "Life isn't so bad after all," and got off the

railing.

He then walked down to the river bank to thank the little man for

saving his life. "Thank you," he said. "I was going to jump off that

bridge and kill myself, but when I saw you dancing even though you have

no arms, I changed my mind."

"I am not dancing," the armless man replied bitterly. "My a**hole

itches, and I can't scratch it . . . "

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