monkeyhanger Posted August 7, 2003 Report Share Posted August 7, 2003 A man walks into a bar and orders a drink While he is waiting a bowl of peanuts strats to talk to him 'My my sir you are looking dapper tonight. You are exactly the kind of client we would like is this establishment to raise the tone. Do please come back again soon' Somewhat taken aback the man takes his drink and walks to the other end of the bar where there is a fruit machine which also starts to talk to him. 'You are a disgrace to the human race. Your personal hygiene is questionable as is your parenthood. I have no doubt your IQ is extremely low, get out of this bar and never come back' No really rattled he called the barman over and explained the situation. 'Well sir' said the barman, 'thats because the peanuts are complimentary and the fruit machine is out of order!!!!!!!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhat Posted August 7, 2003 Report Share Posted August 7, 2003 Hehehehehe :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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