monkeyhanger Posted August 7, 2003 Report Share Posted August 7, 2003 A ladys, without a blonde hair on her head,car breaks down on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Out of the trunk jump two men in trench coats who walk to the rear of the vehicle where they stand facing oncoming traffic and begin opening their coats and exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers... Not surprisingly, one of the worst pileups in history of this highway occurs. It's not very long before a police car shows up. The cop, clearly enraged, runs toward the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What the heck is going on here?" My car broke down," says the lady, without a blonde hair onher head, calmly. "Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?!" asks the cop. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... "They are my emergency flashers!!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted August 7, 2003 Report Share Posted August 7, 2003 See, you did it again - I know you edited it from blond to 'fair' - but you're still casting aspersions (?Spelling) - why couldn't she have been a brunette!!!! :P :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted August 8, 2003 Report Share Posted August 8, 2003 See, you did it again - I know you edited it from blond to 'fair' - but you're still casting aspersions (?Spelling) - why couldn't she have been a brunette!!!! :P :DShe really could ONLY be a blonde Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyhanger Posted August 8, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2003 Is that better artist. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted August 8, 2003 Report Share Posted August 8, 2003 I suppose!Doesn't bother me really - I'm not the 'usual' sort of blond anyway! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LB Posted August 8, 2003 Report Share Posted August 8, 2003 I suppose!Doesn't bother me really - I'm not the 'usual' sort of blond anyway! :Dso what precisely is the "usual" sort of blonde then artist??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted August 8, 2003 Report Share Posted August 8, 2003 I suppose!Doesn't bother me really - I'm not the 'usual' sort of blond anyway! :Dso what precisely is the "usual" sort of blonde then artist??? Completely scatty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LB Posted August 8, 2003 Report Share Posted August 8, 2003 I suppose!Doesn't bother me really - I'm not the 'usual' sort of blond anyway! :Dso what precisely is the "usual" sort of blonde then artist??? Completely scatty so that would be nellie2 then! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nellie2 Posted August 8, 2003 Report Share Posted August 8, 2003 so that would be nellie2 then!I'm not scatty.......... I just open my mouth before my brain has engaged sometimes B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted August 8, 2003 Report Share Posted August 8, 2003 so that would be nellie2 then!I'm not scatty.......... I just open my mouth before my brain has engaged sometimes B) Isn't that normal for blondes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LB Posted August 8, 2003 Report Share Posted August 8, 2003 ask artist!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted August 8, 2003 Report Share Posted August 8, 2003 I'm not scatty.......... I just open my mouth before my brain has engaged sometimes B)That DOESN'T make her stupid! We women have to have so many hats on all at once - it's not suprising that disjointed sentences may come out occasionally. The funny thing is that most men say stupid things a lot of the time, even though they can only cope with one thing at a time!I like being a bit dappy - gives men a false sense of security - makes them feel the need to protect us! :D :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted August 8, 2003 Report Share Posted August 8, 2003 I'm not scatty.......... I just open my mouth before my brain has engaged sometimes B)That DOESN'T make her stupid! We women have to have so many hats on all at once - it's not suprising that disjointed sentences may come out occasionally. The funny thing is that most men say stupid things a lot of the time, even though they can only cope with one thing at a time!I like being a bit dappy - gives men a false sense of security - makes them feel the need to protect us! :D :lol: Most womens hats look completely stupid, how must a woman look when wearing many hats? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LB Posted August 8, 2003 Report Share Posted August 8, 2003 I like being a bit dappyand you do it oh so well.......... ;) :P :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted August 8, 2003 Report Share Posted August 8, 2003 Just shows how easily you can be fooled! :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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