Guest LB Posted August 12, 2003 Report Share Posted August 12, 2003 1. Slow people always walk side by side, even if they don't know eachother. 2. They drive side by side, too. If they can't find another slow driver to pair up with, they drive in the fast lane. 3. Slow walkers never look back. When they drive, they never look in their rearview mirrors, either. 4. Slow people drift sideways so they'll block the path of anyone trying to pass them. If two people or vehicles are trying to get around them at the same time, they drift into the path of the one that is moving at the highest speed. 5. Follow behind a slow person in the supermarket and you'll wind up with soggy ice cream every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhat Posted August 12, 2003 Report Share Posted August 12, 2003 When I'm in town, slow people REALLY annoy me. You just wanna go to the cinema or whatever, and theres someone having a mothers meeting with something that looks like the grinch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lester1 Posted August 12, 2003 Report Share Posted August 12, 2003 :( What about slow people that stand and gassbag for ages blocking the supermaket aisle. :smart: Or women supermaket trolly drivers that should have break lights and indicators on there bums to stop you having to execute emergency stops and turns to avoid them :smart: Mind you even with break lights and indicators they would'nt use them :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted August 13, 2003 Report Share Posted August 13, 2003 Don't start!!! :angry: The most irritating thing in supermarkets is men at the checkout searching for money - and they think it's funny!!How much shopping do you do, lester??? :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lester1 Posted August 13, 2003 Report Share Posted August 13, 2003 :huh: Once a week and thats too much :( Get out the shades for the no working brake lights and the ear muffs to cut out the gassbagging :( Brush up on the emergency stop refex motion B) Ohhhh! the other half does the trolly dolly thing B) Just get annoyed at how long it's taking :smart: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhat Posted August 13, 2003 Report Share Posted August 13, 2003 Methinks is far more annoying when a woman takes age writing a checkout and having a 'catch up' with the assistant. Well, you have to take more time talking now, they scan AND pack. <crowd>ooooOOOOOOoooo</crowd> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bvw Posted August 14, 2003 Report Share Posted August 14, 2003 I stay well clear of supermarkets, I do my bit around the house to help out, but refuse point blank to go anywhere near supermarkets.....why can't they have "men only" supermarkets. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lester1 Posted August 14, 2003 Report Share Posted August 14, 2003 :( ohnoAfter the checkout a sudden stop! :( Hold on I didn't get that! why is this on the bill ? couldn't have spent that much! (this while the "Trooly Dolly" is blocking the exit) :unsure: Ah yes it's ok :smart: The trolly lerches forward to the haven of the exit :unsure: Where another trolly is blocking the exit because....Yes you've guessed Hold on or well hello haven't seen you for ages BLAA BLAA BLAA :smart: And then the haven of the car. :D Won't comment on the boot packing :smart: Once a WEEK IS ENOUGH :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted August 14, 2003 Report Share Posted August 14, 2003 Once a WEEK IS ENOUGH :)???????!! ;) :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndySD Posted August 14, 2003 Report Share Posted August 14, 2003 Hmmm..... looks like we have a few men who moved straight out from mum to the girlfriend/wife here :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted August 14, 2003 Report Share Posted August 14, 2003 You really are a sweetie, AndySD. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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