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Life's Little Annoynces - things that drive a sane person nuts

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The person behind you in the supermarket runs his cart into the back of your ankle. (like- MEN)

The elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets on.

It's bad enough that you step in dog poop, but you don't realize it till you walk across your living room rug.

The tiny red string on the Band-Aid wrapper never works for you.

Three hours and three meetings after lunch you look in the mirror and discover a piece of parsley stuck to your front tooth.

You slice your tongue licking an envelope.

A station comes in brilliantly when you're standing near the radio but buzzes, drifts and spits every time you move away.

There are always one or two ice cubes that won't pop out of the tray.

You wash a garment with a kleenex in the pocket and your entire laundry comes out covered with lint. (Usually left in hubby's pocket!)

The car behind you blasts its horn because you let a pedestrian finish crossing.(Usually a MAN)

A piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical contact with your filling.(Ouch!)

You set the alarm on your digital clock for 7pm instead of 7am.

The radio station doesn't tell you who sang that song.

You rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to get out.

You can't look up the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary because you don't know how to spell it.

You had that pen in your hand only a second ago and now you can't find it.

You reach under the table to pick something off the floor and smash your head on the way up.

The remote is on top of the TV.

People who stick up for the person you're bitching to them about.

You fill up the kettle then forget to turn it on.

When you are waiting and waiting for your food at the restraunt the moment you light up your cigarette your food comes

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the moment you light up your cigarette

I don't smoke............... :) It has now been 5 weeks and 6 days since my last fag!!! :D

{Sorry for hijacking your thread Artist but I am feeling rather pleased with myself}

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the moment you light up your cigarette

I don't smoke............... :) It has now been 5 weeks and 6 days since my last fag!!! :D

{Sorry for hijacking your thread Artist but I am feeling rather pleased with myself}

WELL DONE!!!!

I know how hard it is. Keep at it - one day at a time. :)

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Yay  :P Luton Won Yay  :P

well, first and last time for everything....

we hate luton sc**, we hate luton sc**, we hate luton, we hate luton, we hate luton sc** is still ringing around the terraces at vicarage road even though they haven't played for ages................

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the moment you light up your cigarette

I don't smoke............... :) It has now been 5 weeks and 6 days since my last fag!!! :D

ah... and i thought it was just PMT.................

seriously, well done nellie, keep up the good work.

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Thanks LB............ I'm getting there. :D

On a more serious mod note..... a gentle bit of ribbing and fun is great but absolutely no flame wars over football. Ok everyone!!!! B)

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On a more serious mod note..... a gentle bit of ribbing and fun is great but absolutely no flame wars over football. Ok everyone!!!! B)

there will be no wars providing everybody acknowledges that Liverpool FC are the best and will remain so for the forseeable future.....

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