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Taoism S**t happens.

Confucianism Confucius says: "S**t happens."

Buddhism If s*** happens, it isn't really S**t.

Zen What is the sound of S**t happening?

Hinduism That S**t happened before.

islam If S**t happens, it is the will of Allah.

Protestantism Let S**t happen to somene else.

Catholicism If S**t happens, you deserve it.

Born Again Same old S**t, new cover.

Mormon If S**t happens, it is eternal.

Judaism Why does this S**t always happen to us?

Polytheism Who did this S**t?

Monotheism I've narrowed this S**t down to one.

Satanism We make S**t fly.

Agnosticism What is this S**t?

Atheism I don't believe this S**t.

Rastafarianism Let's smoke this S**t.

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