Guest LB Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 OK, OK, i know you've missed it, especially artist and nell, so just for you its back......the blonde jokeThree blondes are stuck on a deserted island, when one of them finds a lamp on the beach. She picks it up and gives it a little rub and a genie pops out. The genie looks at the three blondes and says, "I normally give three wishes, but since there are three of you, I will grant each of you one wish."Well, the first blonde is sick and tired of being on the island, so she wishes to go back home. POOF!! She disappears.The second one said she, too, is tired of the island, and wishes to go home. POOF!! She too disappears.The genie then turns to the last blonde and asks her what her wish is."Gee," she says," I'm awfully lonely here by myself. I wish my friends were still here ..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LB Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer decides to start with the basics. "So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?" The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for about 30 seconds before replying, "Ehhhh... 22!" The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice. "And can you tell us your height, please?" The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and announces, "Five foot two!" This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics. "And uhh, just to confirm for our records, your name please?" The blonde bobs her head from side to side for about twenty seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying, "Mandy!" The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks, "Just out of curiosity, Miss. We can understand your counting on your fingers to work out your age, and the measuring tape for your height is obvious, but what were you doing when we asked you your name?" "Ohh that!", replies the blonde, "That's just me running through 'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you!...' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bvw Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 Bl***y computer's up and running again, I see!!!!! :angry: :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LB Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 Bl***y computer's up and running again, I see!!!!! :angry: :Dooohhh yeah, back with a vengance lover...god i missed your subtle digs!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted August 22, 2003 Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 Lived BackwardsKeep up the good work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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