artist Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 The scene: It's 1882 and a hot, dusty summers day in Dodge City. Suddenly at the edge of town, appears a 3-legged dog astride a large white horse. Women and children run in fear. The 3-legged dog rides up to the saloon and goes inside. He walks to the bar and says "gimme a shot of red-eye". Shaking and quivering the bartender pours a glass of whiskey. The 3-legged dog throws it back and says "gimme another". Shaking and quivering, the bartender pours another. The 3-legged dog slams it down and turns to look at the crowd. The Sheriff makes his way through the crowd and faces the 3-legged dog. "We don't get many 3-legged dogs around here, what's your business?" The 3-legged pushes away from the bar and says "I'm looking for the man who shot my Paw". :lol: :lol: I thought it was funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyhanger Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 Well it made me smile, but I'm easily pleased. :D :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bvw Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 lol :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted August 22, 2003 Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 er yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lester1 Posted August 26, 2003 Report Share Posted August 26, 2003 :D "Dog gone it" :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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