Guest LB Posted August 22, 2003 Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 A man walks into a bar and orders a 12-year-old scotch. The bartender,believing that the customer will not be able to tell the difference,pours him a shot of the cheap 3-year-old housescotch that has been poured into an empty bottle of the good stuff. The man takes a sip and spits the scotch out on the bar and reams thebartender. "This is the cheapest 3-year-old scotch you can buy. I'm notpaying for it. Now, give me a good 12-year-old scotch." The bartender, now feeling a bit of a challenge, pours him a scotch ofmuch better quality, 6-year-old scotch. The man takes a sip and spits it out on the bar. "This is only6-year-old scotch. I won't pay for this, and I insist on a good,12-year-old scotch!" The bartender finally relents and serves the man his best quality,12-year-old scotch. The man sips the drink and says, "Now that's more like it." An old drunk from the end of the bar, who has witnessed the entireepisode, walks down to the finicky scotch drinker and sets a glass downin front of him and asks, "what do you think of this?"The scotch expert takes a sip, and in disgust, violently spits out theliquid yelling "WHY, THIS TASTES LIKE URINE!" to which the old drunk replies, "That's right, now guess how old I am." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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andsome Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 YUCK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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