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poppy1910
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did you know, that as we age, we're worth a fortune? we get silver in our hair, gold in our teeth, stones in our kidneys, lead in our feet and gas in our stomachs! i have become older since i spoke to you last and a few changes have came into my life.

frankly, i am becoming a frivolous older woman!! i am seeing 6 men everyday! as soon as i wake up Will Power helps me out of bed, then i go to see Jimmy Riddle. then its time for breakfast with Mr Kellogg, followed closely by the company of Mr Tetley or my other dear friend who i only know by his initials - P.G.!

then comes someone i dont like at all; Arthur Itis!! he knows he is not welcome, but insists on being here, and what is more, he stays for the rest of the day. even then, he does not like to stay in one place, so he takes me from joint to joint! after such a hectic day i am glad to get to bed (and with johnny walker too!!) what a hectic life. oh yes, i nearly forgot, i am now flirting with Al Zheimer! no wonder im tired!!!

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