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Yet Another Dog Joke


lester1
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A man walking by the cemetery noticed a funeral procession that was huge. He wondered what great person had died so went to the chief mourner who was walking a dog and said " Excuse me But I could not but notice the size of your funeral procession! The chief mourner replied, "This is my wife and my mother-in-laws funeral, this dog attacked my wife when she was nagging me,and the mother-in-law stepped in nagging so the dog attacked her too! both were killed!".

The onlooker asked if he could borrow the dog?

"Join the Que"

:rolleyes:

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